Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Boobs speak an international language.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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