At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
