i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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