I'm going to jail i love you
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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