I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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