I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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