I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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