Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was born a porn star she said
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
