I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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