hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just forgot I was standing up.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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