yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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