According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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