Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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