the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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