what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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