I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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