Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
