i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
A bitchslap is in order.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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