Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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