i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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