Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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