Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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