No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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