ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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