Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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