More tranny stories later!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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