My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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