He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just gift wrapped bread.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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