Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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