dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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