Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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