I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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