We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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