I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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