ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
it's great music for shaving your balls
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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