If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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