who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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