tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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