were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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