can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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