That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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