He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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