I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
