i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
either way he was missing a nipple.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
