You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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