He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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