The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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