If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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