It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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