Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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