I feel like abortions should bother me more
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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