Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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