I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
