i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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